February 2012
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youremyguitarhero:
also Raven your porny blog is immaculate
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For the next five days, I’m going to be dogsitting all alone in the ‘burbs. I’ll have internet and TV and all that but I will be trapped because I don’t drive and there’s no public transit in the area.
I won’t be able to clinic escort, go to therapy, eat convenience store food, pet my cat, or DO ANY OF THE OTHER THINGS I LOVE.
should I bring my vibrator y/y
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I got Fentanyl in the ER once. It was like walking on clouds.
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DELETING THOSE POSTS BECAUSE I AM A MORON
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machistado replied to your post: I don’t like Obama either but calling his…
She was MOCKING the libertarians who said that shit.
WELL
I didn’t know that.
so
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kissingthebee asked: You know, if you hate someone's posts you can just blacklist their URL on tumblr savior. That way you don't have to see their posts whether your scroll past them or not.
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I follow you, but it's mostly because I got caught...
THIS
IS
MY
LIFE
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hey Tumblr, remember when you were all supposed to find me a boyfriend?
get on that
here are my criteria:
digs fat chicks
politically aware (and has the same views as me, obvs)
smart/gifted
passionate about ~changing the world~
has struggled with mental illness or really, really understands it
kinky & into BDSM (but not like 24/7 D/s stuff)
I don’t really have physical...
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getyourpokeon asked: mmmm Edman's new photo
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How the hell does that audio post have 19 plays and only 4 notes?
Y’all are fucking prudes with your note-giving.
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german shit
specifically #29 from Rilke’s...
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hey so my German is really rusty and I’m sure my accent in the upcoming post is horrible but please don’t judge me
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daskannnichtsein replied to your post: Ich kenne nicht Spanisch aber ich spreche noch ein…
i hate poetry. I’M SORRY, I JUST. CAN’T. POETRY.
Get out.
We can’t be friends anymore.
Get. out.
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Ich kenne nicht Spanisch aber ich spreche noch ein bisschen Deutsch. Vielleicht lese ich ein Gedicht oder etwas. Was denkt ihr…? Soll ich?
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I smell so good from all my Lush products.
Someone make love to me.
But tread lightly! My ecosystem is delicate and the tundra is easily upset by invasive foreign species.
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jpegartifacts asked: How's your delicate ecosystem today? ;)
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akagoldfish:
“delicate ecosystem” is now a euphemism for vagina.
correction: delicate ecosystem is now a euphemism for my vagina
y’all can get your own euphemisms
this one is mine
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well this is an inappropriate and awkward time to be horny
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is this what happens when i leave to go eat dinner
daskannnichtsein:
raven losing her tampon in her delicate ecosystem and penises hitting IUDs?
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I love holding my pubes.
If I’m alone and comfortable, I almost always have my hand down my pants. I just like petting the hair, holding it, tugging on it, twirling it.
It’s like a small, coarse cat resting on my crotch.
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fuckingdelicious asked: Is that what lady poop looks like? I had no idea.
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leftist-linguaphile replied to your post: Well, at least all of this frantic searching of my…
having just followed you, I have no context for this post, and must say it is one of the strangest, yet fascinating, posts I have encountered lately.
I feel like nothing I ever post again will live up to it.
…unless I lose more things in my orifices.
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Well, at least all of this frantic searching of my vagina has acquainted me with my IUD strings. They are pointy. I wonder if they’ll be really uncomfortable during intercourse…? Quick, someone with a penis get over here and let me know.
I don’t think there’s anything up there. There can’t be. My vagina’s NOT THAT BIG. I would have noticed by now.
…but...
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voicesofearth replied to your post: skip this if you don’t want TMI about my genitals
It may be embarrassing to do so, but it might be a good idea to go wherever you go for your gyn. check-ups for a second look, just in case. I only say this cause this happened to a patient at the doctors office I work at & it was still inside
oh god
yeah I’ve read horror stories on med student...
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skip this if you don't want TMI about my genitals
no big deal
just lost track of a tampon
and if it’s not in me (…and I’ve dug as deep into my vagina as I fucking can here, oh my god) then I don’t even want to know where it could be
this has never happened to me before and I’m kind of freaking out
I put another one in and it went in just as easily as normal so I would think that means there can’t be two in...
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[trigger warning: violence]
freibiergesicht:
littleotherkinthings-andproblems:
Anonymous asked: hey there, I just want to know if it’s normal to have a blood lust? I get them on occasion, when I’m around humans, but there’s one human to me in general that makes me so angry, I just want to rip her throat out. Is it normal to have a large blood lust, or should I talk to someone about it? I’m not anything dangerous, either,...
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nessfraserloves replied to your post: No no no no no no no no noooooo.
OH MAH GOD RAVEN MEN GET PREGNANT TOOOOO, CHANGE THE NAME!
Bahahaha.
I didn’t even name it so this one IS NOT ON ME, FOLKS.
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No no no no no no no no noooooo.
People have started organizing this national march against the war on women for April 28th. I think they’re calling it the “We Are Women” march?
Anyway, the Illinois group seems like they could use some help…I don’t think any of them have any experience organizing marches. Aaaand I’m not doing anything else with my time, so.
I GUESS I’M GOING TO END UP...
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by the way
desliz:
I agree that safewords have a useful purpose and should be encouraged in relationships where there is concern about mixed signals, but they are not magic. I have personally been in a situation in which what began as a totally consensual act suddenly became so painful I could not speak or move away. If my partner was not attentive to subtle non-verbal signals, it could have ended very...
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Good morning.
I am wearing two of everything. Two pairs of pants, two pairs of socks, two shirts. I’ll be happy about it once I get to the clinic—it’s 9 degrees outside—but waddling to the bus stop and sitting on a heated bus is going to be unpleasant.
Now excuse me while I eat cookies and cheese and French bread for breakfast because I am an ADULT and I am allowed to.
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lyssamae:
diy-orgasms:
ismashpatriarchyonthefirstdate:
the bdsm tag isnt as good as i had hoped it would be.
Yeah, it’s lame.
I mean what.
It really is, though. Most BDSM blogs I know don’t tag their shit ‘bdsm’ though. That’s probably why.
It’s seriously tragic. I’ve had a horrible time trying to find good sex/kink Tumblrs to follow. On my porn blog, I always tag my posts...
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Remember when I used to drink cough syrup all the time?
My life is so embarrassing.
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“The problem is we don’t make the connections and everyday I grow more tired of...”
– The Other Side of Immigration (via kileyrae)
yes, yes, yes!
(via leftist-linguaphile)
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Orgasms are nice, but…they would be so much nicer with someone else.
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…people actually listen to Tool?
